Machete Premium Cuts!
Well hello there. I didn’t see you come in through the out door. Pull up a chair. I have to tell you something. This is all a dream. We do not exist. Care for some bagel bites to ease the pain?
Our good friend Adam W. has a super righteous company in Canada called Machete Premium Cuts. Thats two posts in a row about our northern friends. Score! Machete has been cranking out the jams for a few years and recently put out a sweet series celebrating arguably the best two dudes to come out of the twentieth century: Bill S. Preston and Ted Theodore Logan.
Focusing on the superior “Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey,” these three shirts capture the crucial moments of the film: Evil Robots, The Grim Reaper, and dead Bill and Ted! If Station was included in this series there would be a distinct possibility my cranium would have exploded from sensory-awesome overload.
I wear these shirts on the reg and so should you, dudes! Have a most excellent journey to Machete’s site and check out the other slammin shirts he has to offer.
“Ted.”
“Yeah?”
“If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.”
“But, dude, we’re already dead.”
“Oh. Well then they’re yours, dude!”
CLICK HERE TO SCOPE THE RIGHTEOUS TEES!
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